May 2013
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Friend 1: Chaz Bono lost 70 pounds.
Friend 2: NOT ENOUGH.
Nails are way too long
Nails start to tear
Cut nails
Piece of nail flings into eyeball
God hates me
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Will doesn’t wash his hands.
correction: He doesn’t use soap.
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I need to erase the history on Willy’s computer more often.
what kind of stupid bimbo spells military with two l’s?
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Fucking fart-knockers behind me like to solve the class questions out loud. Very out loud. -_-
This work is meant to be done silently.
And I know you two shitheads are capable of doing this without speaking.
So pleeeeease shut the fuck up, you’re not only a distraction but extremely obnoxious.
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I paid $135 to watch my boyfriend fall asleep at a table.
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